I love workin' for Uncle Sam,
Let's me know just who I am.
Get my ratings two times a year,
Pull my weight 'n' I got nothin to fear,
If I die in the middle of a case,
Just wrap it up, don't lose no face.
One, two, three, four,
I love the Examining Corps,
Your corps,
My corps,
Our corps,
Examining Corps!
I don't know but I been told,
Case goes abandoned when it's six months old,
No response,
Disposal count,
B.D.'s
B.D.'s
Feels good,
Real good,
Mmm good,
Abandonments,
Mmm good,
Good for you,
Good for me.
Director and Congress were lying in bed
Congress rolled over, this is what she said:
"A gimme some"
"A gimme some"
"Revenues!"
"Revenues!"
Tastes good,
Is good,
Mighty good,
Good for her,
And Good for him.
This is my P.C., this is my brain,
This is for working, this is for pain.